Mono-White • Equipment • Living Weapons • Vintage Neon Anime Art

THE WEAPONS ARE ALIVE.THE PRIESTESSES ARE HOT.THE EXORCISM HAS GONE COMPLETELY OFF THE RAILS. 👹⚔️✨

Welcome to Ekthi, Contaminator Priest, a mono-white Commander deck where swords aren't content with simply being swords anymore.

Featuring custom artwork inspired by sexy adult oni priestesses, demonic shrine maidens, cursed warriors, and supernatural anime heroines, this deck combines holy aesthetics with unholy amounts of animated weaponry.

Because apparently someone looked at the armory and thought:

"You know what these swords need? Legs."

⚔️ EQUIPMENT THAT EQUIPS ITSELF... WITH A BODY

Ekthi has one wonderfully ridiculous specialty:

Turning your Equipment into Living Weapons.

Instead of spending the entire game carefully assembling a warrior and handing them increasingly dangerous pieces of metal, Ekthi looks at your Equipment and says:

"Congratulations. You're the warrior now."

Your battlefield quickly becomes an army of animated weapons, cursed artifacts, and magically manifested creatures ready to start swinging.

Sword?

Creature.

Shield?

Creature.

Ancient holy relic that absolutely should have remained sealed beneath a shrine for another thousand years?

...

Creature.

This is why we can't have nice things.

👹 WELCOME TO THE TEMPLE

This deck is built around Equipment, Living Weapons, and artifact synergies, letting Ekthi transform your growing collection of gear into an increasingly ridiculous supernatural army.

Drop your Equipment.

Bring it to life.

Pile on bonuses.

Make more weapons.

Turn those weapons into creatures.

Then march your entire haunted sporting-goods department directly across the battlefield.

It's mono-white Equipment with a wonderfully strange twist:

You don't need a hero to wield the legendary sword when the legendary sword can just beat someone's ass itself.

🌸👹 SEXY ONI PRIESTESS ART

The entire deck has been given a custom vintage neon anime-inspired makeover featuring adult oni priestesses and supernatural women.

Think:

👹 Beautiful oni women⛩️ Demonic shrine priestesses⚔️ Cursed blades and enchanted armor🌸 Mystical temples and supernatural rituals✨ Vivid neon lighting📼 Retro anime energy🔥 And outfits that suggest this particular temple has a very relaxed dress code

The result is bright, colorful, supernatural, and just spicy enough to make you wonder exactly what kind of ceremony you've accidentally wandered into.

Please remove your shoes before entering the shrine.

Pants appear to be negotiable.

⚔️ HOW DOES IT PLAY?

At first, everything seems perfectly reasonable.

A little Equipment.

A few artifacts.

Some innocent-looking setup.

Then Ekthi arrives.

Suddenly the Equipment starts becoming creatures.

The creatures are carrying Equipment.

The Equipment they're carrying may also become creatures.

More Equipment appears.

Something has Living Weapon.

Something else is making tokens.

Your battlefield looks like an anime armory gained sentience and declared war on the table.

And somewhere across from you, an opponent quietly asks:

"Wait... which one of those is actually a creature?"

Yes.

🎨 CUSTOM PROXY COMMANDER DECK

This is a custom proxy Commander deck intended for casual Commander games, collecting, and display.

These are not official tournament-legal Magic: The Gathering cards.

Perfect for players who love:

⚔️ Equipment decks👹 Oni and Japanese supernatural themes🌸 Shrine maiden aesthetics✨ Vintage neon anime artwork🔥 Spicy custom illustrations🗡️ Living Weapon shenanigans🤍 Mono-white doing something delightfully weird

👹 ENTER THE SHRINE. AWAKEN THE ARMORY.

Why hire an army when you've already got a perfectly good pile of haunted swords?

Summon Ekthi.

Perform some definitely-questionable rituals.

Turn the armory loose.

And introduce your opponents to the ancient sacred teaching of:

"WHY THE FUCK IS THE SWORD ATTACKING ME?!"

Ekthi, Contaminator Priest

Sexy oni priestesses.Neon anime chaos.An entire battlefield of Living Weapons.

Your equipment no longer needs you. 👹⚔️