Gwenom, Remorseless β Sexy Proxy Deck | Mana? In this economy?
Warning: May cause reckless life payments and maniacal laughter
Say hello to Gwenom, Remorseless, a mono-black Commander deck that treats your life total like loose change and your library like a vending machine. Why draw cards when you can pay life and YOLO spells straight off the top?
This deck is loud, flashy, interactive, and just unhinged enough to make your pod lean in and ask, "...are you sure that's a good idea?" (The answer is always no, but you do it anyway.)
π€ How Gwenom Causes Problems (On Purpose)
The game plan is simple: Attack with Gwenom Pay life like it owes you money Cast spells from the top Zap, drain, and delete threats Gain life back Repeat until someone regrets sitting next to you
The deck is stuffed with instants and sorceries that: π₯ Kill creatures π©Έ Drain opponents β‘ Ping everyone for "just one more point" π€ Refill your life so you can keep making bad choices
No infinite combos. No accidental turn-three wins. Just nonstop action and extremely questionable decisions.
βοΈ Power Level (a.k.a. "Fun First") Bracket 3 - Casual / Mid Power Strong enough to matter Chill enough to keep friends Built to create stories, not salt piles
You'll win games, lose games, and absolutely terrify people with a life total that bounces between "totally fine" and "oh no".
πΈοΈ The Art (Yes, People Will Comment On It) Every card features custom SFW-but-sexy proxy art of symbiote Gwen Stacy (18+), coated in black ooze and pulled from the darker, magical corners of the Spiderverse.
Expect: π·οΈ Symbiote drip π€ Comic-book chaos π·οΈ Multiple Gwen variants π€ Zero nudity, maximum confidence
It's tasteful. It's bold. It absolutely gets noticed across the table.
π·οΈ Perfect For Players Who: β Love risky plays β Like casting spells nonstop β Enjoy mono-black nonsense β Want a deck that looks as cool as it plays β Think life totals are suggestions
π¦ What You're Getting 100-card custom proxy Commander deck Fully themed, high-quality prints Ready to sleeve and immediately cause problems
Note: This is a proxy deck for casual play only. Not legal for sanctioned tournaments. Very legal for dramatic table moments.
π·οΈ Spend life. Flip spells. Laugh nervously. Gwenom, Remorseless doesn't play it safe-and neither should you.
**Shipping & Details:** - Fast turnaround! Your custom proxy will typically ship in 3-5 business days upon proof approval. - Cards are shipped safely in protective packaging. - These proxies are **for casual play only** and not tournament-legal.
