Holy Heat – Templar Knight Sexy Proxy Bundle
ONE PETITIONER IS ANNOYING.THIRTY-FIVE OF THEM IS A PROBLEM. 💙
Why settle for the usual collection of boring bureaucrats when your relentless army of paperwork enthusiasts can be considerably more distracting?
Because sometimes your crusade needs a little… extra devotion.
Ready to storm the battlefield in style? These custom sexy-themed Templar Knight proxies bring divine power and sinful flair to your next game night. Whether you’re assembling a righteous legion or unleashing an artifact-fueled combo crusade, these beauties are ready to march.
💋 What You’re Getting
A custom proxy bundle featuring Templar Knight with a bold, cheeky, and tastefully spicy fantasy reimagining. Think armored elegance, battle-ready confidence, and a wink beneath the visor. These aren’t your average knights—they’re here to conquer hearts and libraries.
Available in bundles of:
⚔️ 5 Knights – A scouting party
⚔️ 10 Knights – A proper patrol
⚔️ 20 Knights – A holy battalion
⚔️ 35 Knights – Full crusade mode
(And yes… you can run any number of them. Bless.)
✨ Card Features
Templar Knight
Vigilance (She never gets tired… of winning.)
Tap five untapped attacking Templar Knights:→ Search your library for a legendary artifact card and put it directly onto the battlefield.
Translation?Gather five loyal beauties, tap them mid-assault, and summon a legendary artifact like it’s divine intervention. Your opponents will feel the power of righteous synergy.
🎨 Proxy Details
High-quality print
Crisp text and clean layout
Sized for standard TCG sleeves
Designed for casual play, collectors, and spicy deck aesthetics
Clearly marked as proxies (no counterfeiting here—just style)
Perfect for:
Artifact combo decks
Meme builds
Knight tribal
Players who appreciate a little flair with their flair
🔥 Why You’ll Love Them
Instantly upgrade your deck’s personality
Guaranteed table talk
Perfect gift for your favorite cardboard crusader
Because five attacking Knights summoning a legendary artifact should look dramatic
⚠️ Important Notes
These are unofficial proxy cards intended for casual play only.
Not tournament legal.
Legendary artifacts not included (you’ll have to earn those 😉).
Shipping & Details:- Fast turnaround! Your custom proxy will ship in 3-5 business days upon proof approval.- Cards are shipped safely in protective packaging.- These proxies are for casual play only and not tournament-legal.Whether you're upgrading your favorite deck or creating a unique gift for an MTG-loving friend, these custom proxy cards are the perfect way to personalize your Magic experience. Let’s create something special together!
They're persistent.
They're plentiful.
They're barely respecting the dress code.
And they're absolutely going to ask to speak to your opponent's library.
💙 PICK YOUR LEVEL OF PERSISTENCE
Available in bundles of:
5 Cards – Just a small committee. Nothing suspicious here.
10 Cards – Now we're officially organizing.
20 Cards – That's less of a petition and more of a movement.
35 Cards – You didn't build a Commander deck. You built a very attractive bureaucracy.
Every card features the same familiar Persistent Petitioners gameplay while giving your army a custom sexy fantasy theme.
Because if you're going to play the same card thirty-five times, they might as well look good doing it.
📜 DEATH BY PAPERWORK
Persistent Petitioners is one of those wonderfully weird cards that gets to ignore the normal deck-building rules, meaning you can stuff your deck with an absolutely unreasonable number of them.
Tap your Petitioners together and start chewing through libraries while your opponents slowly realize that, yes...
There really are another twenty of these things in your deck.
Perfect for Persistent Petitioners Commander builds, mill decks, themed proxy decks, collectors, or anyone who believes bureaucracy could use significantly more cleavage.
🎨 CUSTOM PROXY CARDS
These are custom proxy cards created for casual play, Commander nights, collecting, and display.
They are not official tournament-legal Magic: The Gathering cards.
Choose your bundle size, summon your committee, and get ready to file the only petition that matters:
"We, the undersigned, formally request that you put your entire library into your graveyard." 💙📜
Shipping & Details:- Fast turnaround! Your custom proxy will ship in 3-5 business days upon proof approval.- Cards are shipped safely in protective packaging.- These proxies are for casual play only and not tournament-legal.Whether you're upgrading your favorite deck or creating a unique gift for an MTG-loving friend, these custom proxy cards are the perfect way to personalize your Magic experience. Let’s create something special together!
